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It's my first verified gig and basically what i need to know is if the microphone that I'm gonna sing into will be enough to pick up an acoustic guitar and my voice, because I don't have the...

A: It should vocation fine, if it's a decent quality microphone.Just make sure the microphone is close enough to your lineaments and the guitar at the same time.

customary lyrics? their musics soooooooo catchy and pretty much every person i know loved danger luxurious voltage and gay bar but i think it was the novelty of those songs people liked and then...

A: Yes they would have!

It needs to be unisex and considerate-of punk. I'll be selling guitars, clothes, novelty items, and home decor. PLEASE HELP ME!!!!

A: You wish it, we got it
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Okay, I give up, I don't have a creative bone in my body. Good luck.

I'm an ex unix systems administrator, ex costly school math teacher, ex criminal defense lawyer. I'm looking for a career change...I like to disregard stories and sew cute little novelty items....

A: something new and titillating! how about medicine?

I'm an ex unix systems administrator, ex towering school math teacher, ex criminal defense lawyer. I'm looking for a career change...I like to make a note stories and sew cute little novelty items....

A: Well none of those things are in the end related. You seem to have good administration skills and leadership skills. Maybe you can try your hand at starting a stingy business.

What can you say about the disadvantageous creature when he disses Ricky "The Hitman" Hatton when he sing an old OPM novelty song? While singing he was in training attire and using a UK...

A: he's a remarkable athlete... not sure if his brain functions properly, though...

Here it is:

I paused on the luxuriant path, staring at the battered old house in front of me. In one hand was my guitar, the pocket in the case full to overflowing with tab paper...

I paused on the abundant path, staring at the battered old house in front of me. In one hand was my guitar, the pocket in the case full to overflowing with tab paper covered in the scribbles I...

A: I absolutely loved the story. you seem to have great talent and having information about autism(sp?) was really great I loved how descriptive you were.

I properly adored how you...

I am wondering what guitar I should get next.

I have irrefutable between a 500-600 dollar Gretsch or the Steinberger Spirit or Synapse. I played a lot of Gretsch guitars today and...

A: Plonk with the Gretsch. When the big day comes to make the real dollars...you'll be glad you went with the tried and true Gretsch.

This is for a carnival ilk sales. I currently have a booth that does face painting and hair designs but I am looking for something to furnish. This is my first time selling anything at my booth so...